A playful, dark-humoured tee that reads “I choose violence at 3 am” alongside a mischievous cat vibe. Lightweight but sturdy, it slips on for late-night errands, cosy couch raids, or low-key hangouts when you want to wear a grin and a little attitude. The soft, breathable cotton keeps you comfortable through restless nights and spontaneous adventures. It pairs with worn jeans, oversized hoodies, or a flannel tied at the waist, whatever helps you lean into that sly, nocturnal energy. This shirt speaks to people who love ironic humour, cats with personality, and those nights when silence cracks and something ridiculous takes over. Built to last and ethically sourced, it’s a shirt you can actually live in while you laugh at your own chaos.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from centre back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Cup Of Tearapy, cupoftearapy@gmail.com, 26 Hall Close, Cheadle, ENG, ST10 1GB, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.